I entered a SURFER magazine create you own cover contest.
What do you think? Luganus or Simmons? I hope they don't
notice the wieners.

Lowfi-Hifi

Billy Idol is tight as fuck. Lip snarled out and ruling. Uncle Butchy is all down for this shit too. He said we wanted to open me up when hge was feeding me coldee's and telling me about the good old days....what the shit?

The Rollercoaster

I fed a donkey today. Yea, it's different from feeding the
horse but plenty fun.

I drank so

much redbull my hair went pink as pink gets. Then i got
all aged like that fuck Ben BUTTon. Then while I was
all old I went Rick Klotts and spray spackled the toilet
and couldnt clean up. Look at the BOO BOO crum on the ground.
SAD.


Oh Yeah. That dude driving is my Bot Net Zombie Master.

In EVOL with it all

Stoked. Stoked on life. All is well. The economy is shit but i dont care!
I have seen a bunch lately. Been on the road and didnt implode. Met some stoners and have a beautiful girl that makes me want to dance. A little bummed that my boy Hiro bailed on us...He had to go to Japan to become a super horny boy status bukakke master. He has been showing me all kinds of "so fucking technology" shit. Like phones that open by themselves and what not. Miss that bastard.
Coffee and the ocean, love and traffic. All good.

Up and At it

i never really get people pointing a dirty lens at me specially in my room, clothed.
yeah, jaime took these, so credit.

YES

Heat in my shorts.
Fish for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Whats up you stallions.
Gaff me.