Part V: Le Monde du Surf

The internet here in France sucks! I wrote a beautiful tale about my French day in the sun but the shit was busted and it got lost in some French dip aju sauce. Anyhow. I woke up looking like a corpse. Fucking junky! Had de-jah-vu. French perfection. Allstar cast. Jizzer, Stevo, Clifferton, Goyo Pescado aka "the Fawley Lama", a rockstar named Dan and a French Swedish man. The Beach Terror ended with Beach Nachos in the French parking lot.