New 5'7" Paragon

Basically got a new shredder from my home skillets at Paragon. Its a dumpster diver style and has an extra fin in the middle. I guess it's called a "thruster". Not sure when this new style came out but I'm channeling Dane Reynolds spirit and doing it for Andy....



Ps. That mat is for attracting small children.

Night water dancing

Below the sea with all the creatures can make you feel like earthworm on the hot sidewalk. Zill and Heff are like rabbits in a hole. This hole provided yummy lobsters instead of worthless carrots...fuck I hate vegetables. Lambi.
Running around at 5000 rpm's at midnight gets me so hyper and I start dancing to jens lekman under the starry night.

Dancing with Lamar

Lakers need a win. We cannot get buck fucked tonight. If we win, send me a message...I'm going out dancing.

Lamar is coming too...

Love ya

Jacob Jahn

Mars on C A F F Y

Went to Mars after having an awesome time in France. Mars is a lot like Arizona but cooler. People drink outta plungers and your nostrils get really dry. The Poo Bear was in full Utah love mode. Best Mexican.

Sean Hayes...Detroit

Super fun. Played it rock n roll style. Covered a Talking Heads track.

Location:Sean Hayes....Detroit

Stay young

Keep your wheels in motion. Went on an AM filming session for a promo movie for Riviera skateboards. Justin is a pro again and I'm a full scale wood pusher. We're gonna be doing some filming around California. Keep your eyes open.
Here are some of the snapshots from this mornings session.

Part V: Le Monde du Surf

The internet here in France sucks! I wrote a beautiful tale about my French day in the sun but the shit was busted and it got lost in some French dip aju sauce. Anyhow. I woke up looking like a corpse. Fucking junky! Had de-jah-vu. French perfection. Allstar cast. Jizzer, Stevo, Clifferton, Goyo Pescado aka "the Fawley Lama", a rockstar named Dan and a French Swedish man. The Beach Terror ended with Beach Nachos in the French parking lot.