Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A F R A I D

This is my boy GSEPPI..........
You have seen him in other features here on notesfromthehole but this is my all time favorite.  He absolutely HATES CHINA........More than anything.  EVERY TIME he goes he gets violently ill.  Has the most fucked up occurrences with sketchy fucks trying to sell him tiger paws to make his peen hard.  Basically its hell on earth for this poor Italian fuck.

Plus every time he goes the surf starts pumping..... Guess what? Surfs up!  

Here is an email/video/picture he sent me last night with  a subject line:
AFRAID:
My factory owner had a meltdown on his staff and wife today! SCREAMING IN CHINESE FOR THE LAST hour and a half.  He slammed a talking calculator on the ground and it broke into a million pieces. I'm about to lose it here, started listening to classical music, like a psychopath prepping for a murderous rampage.  My blood is boiling, but it could just be the pollution, mixed with the 90F rainy day, mixed with second hand smoke, mixed with boredom, mixed with the sound of screaming, mixed with the sounds of semi trucks honking every two fucking seconds in my ear, mixed with the fact I havent seen an ass in way too long,  mixed with the highlight of my day is brushing my teeth and taking a shit, mixed with the fear of getting violent diarrhea.  Thank god we are skipping lunch..................
M

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