Wednesday, October 24, 2012


Fucking chinsy ass pussies.  Wont post a legit comment about the racism in the judging of surfing on the CT.  If they had one single shining black hair on their minuscule scrotum's they would post this beautiful piece of journalism.  They should call their forum "Let all suck on another Off"~~~~~~~~~~~ #sickofthis

Here is my shake since those cock jugglers wont post it~

The ASP judges are racist swine, and pigs do wear lipstick....I saw Perry Hatchet  in San Clemente wearing hooker red. (same color Gabby's mom wears to be honest, but that's not the point) Brazzies are annoying little gnats but Gabby was ROBBED.  Getting caught in the moment with a buzzer beater only works for Kelly. Come on....... we all know that!

Love Ya


Saturday, October 6, 2012

Stories Untold: PAVEMENT, WOOD & WATER Volume 1

This is one of the all time best trips I've ever been on in my whole life on planet Earth.  I feel blessed to have the opportunity to travel in a van, sleep on beautiful beaches, skate ditches, watch sunsets, slam beers, surf and just exist with such a magic collection of rare humans.

Thank you Riviera~

Riviera Skateboards: "Stories Untold" Pavement, Wood & Water - Volume 1 from Riviera Skateboards on Vimeo.

Getting Gay With Worm

The size of his breasts were enormous.

Devlin| you sexy fuck.

Took my peddler to get a tune up and wound up at the most terrifying place on earth.


It's a rat cage for alcoholics and poo thirsty deviants. Sex crazed diabetics hopped up on alcohol and nicotine.
A modern Greek orgy with a soundtrack supplied by Village People and ACDC.

The game: POOL- The undertone was a hide the pool stick.

Two compliments within 5 seconds.

"hey guy". Yea. Yea he said "guy" in the creepiest gay drunk lisp of all time. You're "hairdo" is cute. Kinda "retro" like flock of seagulls. Or Robert Smith.

"Are those your socks! Or are those your tattoos sexy guy?"

Holy fucking shit. I'm crying with laughter inside. My penis has crawled inside my anus and everyone in here is begging to see.

Every damn dude in here got their ass pumped 10 minutes before walking in here and I'm lounging on the same seat.

Worm....the sickest Gaylord on the planet challenges the biggest rapist in here to a game.

Talk of ball after ball dropping in the "hole". Worm bursts out in worm shriek "you need to chalk your tip-Devlin baby".

Fuck fuck fuck

Game ends. Worm on top.

Devlin with the sweat stains the size of a medium shakies pizza reaches out his pale clammy hand to seal the deal Of a homosexual and strait sportsmanship.

"good game Matt"

Worm- "come on bro give me some tits" and goes in for the kill.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Those magnificent chest hangers pressed against worms face; he was in heaven. Locked there with those 100% American beef patties hanging on his face like Dre beats.

It was glorious.


Wednesday, October 3, 2012


This is a quick peek into the life I've coined "Metro Maddness".

This shit is basically beyond the nutblock (copyright *always).  Two 60 year old dudes just crushing candy like a mother fucker.  Never ever to be told not to eat 50 airheads in 3 minutes.  Squawking at each other and discussing interesting topics like sucking dudes dicks, meth, jail and "fo real doe, whatchu up danight?".

Why watch a movie.  This shits happening all fucking day on the train.  Free.  Bring some popcorn.......