Sunday, December 30, 2012

101 Fawley Freedom

Took a buggy ride up the 101 with Plith to the Fawley ranch in Cayucos Ca. Arrived and went strait into meat heaven pork sword party. Was haunted by Prikabod Crane, the fire breathing body less peen. Plith was horrified and scared as. Me, Stevo, Boss Man, Zacko and late arrivers J Lord, Hollis and Ojaio Lux kept an even keel and didn't let that flaming penis take advantage of our minds or souls.

Early to bed in sub 40 degree temps in the casita was a nice respite from LA hoopala.

Arose to the most beautiful morning. Roosters crowing. Sun shinning. Bacon popping and so were brews.

Took a hike to the top of the world doing the cow pie two step and gaze at the vast blue mother O.

Capped off with glass hunting. Said our farewells and dipped into the vampy nights of San Fran.

Too be continued.....

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Ozzy Wright On Wrong

Some people think hes a KOOK (eehhhhhem).  He is NOT a kook.  He is super super cool. Lefty too.  Have a look~

THIS IS OZZIE - TOME 3 from Desillusion Magazine on Vimeo.

~ Blood ~

Friday, December 7, 2012

Weekend Key~

John Squared vs Yellow Man

No diss..... John John is the fucking man.  But really, I see a strong resemblance here.  I thought Purple Man at first but that is just cruel.  Take a gander, make your own  decision. If John put on a top hat and grabbed a gold plated mic he would be an international reggae super star.....................................

Thursday, December 6, 2012

These Pink Sick Bastards

This shit is real ya'll. On the real these things are outta control gross and they be PINK

Monday, December 3, 2012

Road Buckets

Saw some, caught some, Gnarlo, Dane Reynaldo.  Gsepper, Alihadro, the greatest Bruno Tramali transexual  prince of all time.  Beatings, greatings, meeting and buckets.

Rain, road, mist, trees, dirt.  Right after right after right after right.

*good pics are shot by the one and only Bruno Tramali....yea mother fuckers, thats Dane Reynolds~

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Henry V Jaws

Morrrissey Got FUCKED


Quint got FUCKED

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Randy Lewis "Riviera Love"

You Breakfast HOLLA~

Le Le - Breakfast from magnetron music on Vimeo.


Surfers.  I dont get it. I know Im not the only human to feel this but why all the dramatic desert landscapes?  Why the downtown LA skyline?  I personally have never seen someone surfin in Downtown LA and Im here every fucking day.  LA isnt cool, deserts are dry and dusty and dirty and they are fucking deserts.  They dont have waves.  Deserts are for meth trailers and coyotes.  FUCK the desert.  Fashion and Surfing?  I long the days of cargo pants and DC shoes.  I love you Volcom.  Every YAE ad ever printed should be bound and given to all groms so this blaspheme never happens again.  I watched 3 short films on SURFERMAG dot com and saw 35 minutes of dudes and chicks in cities and deserts with drapy ass fucking black clothes on. Mixed in the matrix of fake ass art I saw about 45 seconds of surfing (all frontside revos).  It's Wednesday, Im sitting on the 5th floor of a giant fucking building in the heart of DTLA with smog, dust, hobo's, needles, trash, hookers, drug addicts, crime, piss, shit and all that other stuff people think is glamorous from a rented helicopter. Dear lord bring back LOST.  I miss Pennywise.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


But I want them both at my birthday party so bad.  Look at JBG's beer drinking bad boy bully belly button and that almost homosexual facial hair mouth cave.  His chain screams towel me off bad boy and douse me in cologne right now you sexy fuck toy.  A true Bad Boy.

And little Rabbits Foot.  What the fuck are you doing here.  You look so tough to ride but for some reason I want to pull you outta my board bag and fly through a pit on you.  MUCH like how Johnny Boy wants to fly through the clouds into a rainbow and meet his soul mate, Sonny Garcia.................

Rabbits Peddler~ I need one NOW~


Get yourself some free ass tunes ya hounds tooofs~

Monday, November 19, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

i heart you ocean

its fun to watch the ocean roll around with itself.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012


Fucking chinsy ass pussies.  Wont post a legit comment about the racism in the judging of surfing on the CT.  If they had one single shining black hair on their minuscule scrotum's they would post this beautiful piece of journalism.  They should call their forum "Let all suck on another Off"~~~~~~~~~~~ #sickofthis

Here is my shake since those cock jugglers wont post it~

The ASP judges are racist swine, and pigs do wear lipstick....I saw Perry Hatchet  in San Clemente wearing hooker red. (same color Gabby's mom wears to be honest, but that's not the point) Brazzies are annoying little gnats but Gabby was ROBBED.  Getting caught in the moment with a buzzer beater only works for Kelly. Come on....... we all know that!

Love Ya


Friday, October 12, 2012