Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Things Jumped Off

Ron Mutha Farking Artest is an animal.  Look at this blow he connected with on Sundays game.  I'm not a sports writer, nor is this a sports blog, but this is more of a TKO situation.  He strait T'd OFF on the fools ear piece Tyson styles.  

Here's the play by play:
-Coast to Coast
-Left handed dunk
-Aggro celebration and chest pond
-Chest bump
-Camanchi elbow to a fools dome piece
-All buck ass wild hell breaks loose
-Ronjamin Franklin assumes ghet ghet fight chicken head postion, nut grab and all
-All peoples get up in this savages face
-Harden lays lifeless on the hardwood with no medical attention for 5 minutes

Long short, shit went off the hinge, Ron is a fucking maniac and shouldnt be fined or suspended, he should be put down like a pitbull that bit the mailman.  Fools completely beyond the nutblock *TM.

BOLD AS LOVE~ Go ahead ask the axis

Friday, April 20, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

Quick get the BBQ Sauce

Shot up the 101 Friday afternoon with Veal Milidrini and Gblade.  Shit was hot from the Gvine on.   Snowing with no windshield wipers? No biggie.   Stopped in a Loves for a quick 90 minute blade tranfer in the rain.  Sure enough rain would subside and we'd be scooting with JD on our minds and countless vamps to mingle with.  Had a quick rest and was up at the lane high on a cup of liquid anxiety. God I fucking love anxiety.  Rode some icy rights and was back in the buggy going to the goth shop.  Got styled by some methhead and was off to my cousins wedding.  The moon wasnt too far and thats where things ended up.  The next day wasnt the easiest day of my existence but I managed to still look really fucking exquisite.  At at some BBQ joint and caught Pau jousting up back to back trips from beyond the rainbow arch.  Ate a bite and came close to the edge.  Damn youre beautiful. #suckedin

Monday, April 9, 2012

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Best Rock Band of All Time

What was it like to see Zeppelin? I saw Plant and it was fucking greato.  But really see this group in the 70's was prolly the best damn thing ever.  Rocking out with long hair.  Torn blue jeans.  Sweat.  Double guitars.  Walking outta caves with perfect golden locks.  Drinking hot liquid in cold forests.  Riding horses in the fog and sword fights.  Lock me on an island with left hand tubes and the complete discology and I'm good. These things are clear to me from time to time. Ohhhhh hooooooo.