Thursday, August 1, 2013

100 Snakes to Glory

Did a Bu' disco with Stevo and Micah yester. It was full of mutants log-jamming and disco dancing. I'm going on the record. I snaked all 137 people in the water 15 times each. I've never been such a giant god damn snake...and it was awesome. I rode the shittiest board ever to make myself even that more aggro. I've caught the bug. I can't wait to go to HB NS with the same routine.

Stay tuned -->

Monday, July 8, 2013

...behind the lens

This is the beginning of Obama Surfing Club Vol. II.

I'll be putting up and down PCH with absolutely no direction or purpose. Sole quest is championing the flag for the Obama Surfing Club.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013


Shred shred shred shred.

Spend Memorial Weekend enjoying what soldiers in the US and A die for.  I don't amp on war but I enjoy freedom.  So, to thanks all our soldiers, I took liberty to the limit.  Excercising my right to be a total surf bum. HB, Seal Jetty by bike and a full hippy seshi at Lowers for 5 hours strait.

1. Getting spanked on the ass by a beginner surfers sled I just gave pointers.
2. Leon looking like a jetty dweller on the walk down the LB jetty to paddle to river.
3. Two million frontside carves.
4. Reggae
5. Parking on the military base just because we were nice and said the word "Sir".
6. Surfing uncrowded lowers with Gsepp for 5 hours strait.
7. Riding my finless Rabbits Foot at uncrowded lowers.
8. Getting ejected off my board on a set sliding backwards down the face.
9. 3 Pacifico's after my surf.
10. A Giant American Flag photo shoot
11.  White Denim
12. Sunsets
13. Being Alive.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Elvis P

How amazingly romantic is Elvy? All leathered up and ready to party.  Fading back and forth on a strong dose of Xanax.  Women gazing into his half closed eyes.  Spotlight softly illuminating that tanned sweaty skin.  Elvy............Elvy

Wednesday, May 8, 2013


Met David FUCKING Choe today.  Walking down 7th in DTLA with a grimey slice of pizza at 3pm on a Weds.  See some vile excuse for a Korean fumbling around with a ladder in front of a dope ass half finished mural.

TWO THUMBS UP.  David Choe in all his glory.  Wearing shitty ass clothes, covered in paint, pink sandals, with his homies picture on his shirt (homie took the photo of us).  Koreans gone wrong.  Facebook millionaire. I cant FUCKING believe it.  I feel like I met God and he gave me a high five.  I was shivering with angst.

This guy is a true adventurer.  Degenerate gambler.  Racist.  Porn addict.  Savage and a model American (Korean).

Amen American Amen.

FUCKING DAVID CHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, April 30, 2013


This shit is so hard it will make your dick explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 29, 2013

OffShore More

Gotta get a few the other day.  No real photographic evidence on my end but smiles from ear to ear.  Took a Thursday off before a bach.  This is what happens when Im at work everyday.  I know it.  FUCKING know it.  Totally unfair, cruel and unusual punishment.  I almost wanted it to be windy and shitty, just so I wouldnt have that taste in my mouth.  I'm ruined, corporate reality checks in and I'm daydreaming of offshore tubes.  Slap in the face with a dirty wet stuck in the back of the car for a month booty reality call.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

KCRW 2007

Probably not that rad to be all into some chicky jam band.....but shit. This girl can sing.  Just broke down in tears sitting at my desk.  I mean, there is other stuff going on.  Mexico drinking water remorse.  I used too much Sriracha at lunch on my Thai food.  My life is a fucking JOKE.  I dont surf enough.  My back hurts.  Im going grey.  I have serious mental issues.  Im getting fat.  Coffee is my new religion.  But yea, this music is touching.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The Worlds Gone MAD --> Harlem Shake

............................and i love it

Friday, April 12, 2013

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Wednesday, March 20, 2013


and we still are.  This little clip is the beginning of it for prolly every surfer dude out there.  Being nostalgic is fun.  Remember seeing this?  I do.  Every time I went outside of Huntington I thought I'd find Cape St. Franny.  Still haven't but enjoyed every trip trying to (except the ones I went on with Poser, those sucked, cuz we never actually surfed.  Just ate slim jims and chased punchy right handers).  Keep searching.  Even if all you find is dried meat.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Stop 1............Takes the trophy

Slater is the MAN...............

Sorry Cooly kids..........................................

Bald bad boy for life.......................................................................

Fool got burned at his homebreak.  This season has the familiar odor of old.  AI v Kelly?  Parko V Kelly.

See your ass at Bells

Thursday, March 7, 2013



Monday--> SSHB

Thursday--> RINCI's

Tuesday, February 26, 2013


If all ya'll ever get bummed out that I dont have enough content on here then go here-->  DOMESTICNOTDEAD and get your filth ya filthy FUCKING peasants..............

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Paradise with Plith

Took a Vday scurry sesh with Plith. Saw tons of tidbits and trinkets.

Cooked some smelly fish.

Picked up my rabbits foot from the all time Dr. Ryan Lovelace. Saw his shaping bay and his cute hound Herbie puke up some concoction that looked like something from whole foods juice bar.

We ate at a restaurant from 126 years ago. The meat they used on my French dip was from their soft opening. But I liked it more than my smelly fish.

Also rode the foot and fell a fuckton. Then got a massy on the front lawn while my perverted neighbors prol flogged themselves.


Fresh Rad

Rick klotz is the man behind 30 years of graphic tee's. Some humans even say he invented the graphic tee.

Anyhow, I have been lucky enough to chat with him about business and other interesting topics from time over here at American Apparel HQ.

Stoked to snap a pic with this legend.

Friday, February 8, 2013

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013