Friday, September 28, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
This man is one of the most amazing characters I ever met. His Kent toothpaste tasted worst then a log of shit sitting in the African sun for weeks. His hairdo's would make Rip Taylor blush. His lack of punctuality was atrocious. Constantly ingesting cigs and natto bean. He is a true friend even though his is in the land of the rising sun. I almost married him once but decided he was too wreckless.
I miss you dear friend. Lets skin wrestle soon.
We will be with you in a moment.
Hi this is Dyna, how can I help you?
You: sup girl
You: how you like that down sweater full zip hoody for a dude
Dyna: What's up with you?
Dyna: Fabulous! It's great for a girl, or a dude.
You: you like dat better than the non puffer
Dyna: The nano puff?
Dyna: I do, because I run cold. It's more like an outer jacket.
You: the ultra lightweight
You: if that one is tighter
You: what one you like
Dyna: That one is slimmer than the down sweater, but not quite as warm.
You: word is born
You: i wanna stay super warm
You: like real real warm
You: never shivering
Dyna: Down sweater would be better then.
You: tight girl
You: what one will a dude look hotter in
You: not temp
You: i wanna be hot
You: but look hot too
You: true g status
Dyna: I personally like the down sweater look myself. I can totally understand
Dyna: Gotcha, it is hard to balance that fine line.
You: so keep it real
You: what you think
Dyna: Thanks, you too!
You: peace girl
You: much lobe
You: or love
Dyna: Peace to you and take care.
You: whatever way you slice it
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Got in a little squabble with this pile of shit on the metro this morning. My Leatherman tool came clutch with my style of self defense. Had my Nike Air Stabs on too. Increased my height by two inches. Yea, dude called me a real OG. Then claimed crips. He jumped off the train and I called the cops.
Listen to this pile of shit yelling at women. I should have just flat backed him but he was too stinky to touch.
(thats not V8 he sipping, ghetto juice)